Worth: 5 avocado toasts
Find out which Mercury retrograde will ruin your life next!
Worth: 7 avocado toasts
Look, they might die because you’ll forget to water them, but at least they look good for a few weeks!
Worth: 8 avocado toasts
Protect your overpriced wireless earbuds in style! Bonus points if you accidentally lose them within a week.
Worth: 12 avocado toasts
Brew your own batch of hipster fuel at home, because store-bought just isn’t niche enough.
Worth: 25 avocado toasts
For when your smartphone's perfectly good camera just isn’t vintage enough.
Worth: 20 avocado toasts
Enough kale to fill a gym membership’s worth of green smoothies. But let’s be real—half of it will rot in the fridge.
Worth: 30 avocado toasts
Because why not drink something that looks like you scooped it out of a coal mine?
Worth: 40 avocado toasts
Because actual human interaction is so 2019.
Worth: 50 avocado toasts
Don’t worry, this digital coin is a sure thing... except when it’s not.
Worth: 60,000 avocado toasts
Why invest in avocado toast when you can spend decades paying off a house?