- Buy groceries (after I finish scrolling through memes)
- Get another coffee (because one cup won't fix this)
- Call the plumber (or just keep ignoring that leak)
- Walk the dog (if he can drag me out of the house)
- Go for a run (to escape my responsibilities)
- Practice coding (which I’ll definitely do tomorrow)
- Finish project report (that’s been due since last month)
- Prepare dinner (or just microwave something again)
- Contemplate life choices (while staring at my unfinished tasks)
- Read a book (but let’s be real, it’s probably just a meme)
- Stare blankly at the ceiling (my most productive activity)
- Take a 3-hour nap instead of working (self-care is important)
- Watch a horror movie (because reality isn’t scary enough)
- Just one more turn of Civilization (that'll turn into three hours)
- Rewatch The Office for the 5th time (it’s a comfort zone)
- Check social media for the 100th time (refresh, repeat)
- Post on Instagram for validation (likes are the new currency)
- Scroll through TikTok for inspiration (or just endless scrolling)
- Avoid adulting at all costs (responsibility is overrated)
- Find the motivation to cook (or just order takeout again)
- Resist the urge to online shop (but those shoes are calling)
- Procrastinate work tasks (because who really needs deadlines?)
- Start a new hobby (and forget about it by next week)
- Find out if I can survive on snacks alone (spoiler: I can’t)
- Plan a trip to avoid my responsibilities (but just end up at home)
- Try to remember what I was supposed to be doing (what was it again?)
- Stare at my phone for an hour and call it 'self-care'
- Consider starting a journal (then forget to write in it)
- Reschedule dentist appointment for the 5th time (oops)
- Realize I've been wearing pajamas all day again (fashion statement?)